immortality

n. The ultimate perpetuation of boredom.

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n. Eternal ennui.

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Cynical Quotations

Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

— Susan Ertz

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The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.

— Herb Caen

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Immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.

— John Kenneth Galbraith

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