We know you can read … buy this book!
Take your cynicism with you everywhere!
Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.
If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.
We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.
Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!
Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.
Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!
He maltreats the God's.
From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.
If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.
Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.
Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.
Never trust a lawyer … period.
Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.
Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.
If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.
Life, not this web site.
If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.
Mencken, an opiate for the masses.
We're glutton's for cynical insights.
This is a test pop-over.
And the passed parm is